Rapper Dank DeMoss Claps Back After Lyft Lawsuit Loss: “I Could Still Take Your Man—Period!”

After losing her lawsuit against Lyft—where she claimed discrimination for not being able to fit comfortably in their standard-sized vehicles—rapper Dank DeMoss isn’t hiding in the shadows. Nope, sis came out swinging with confidence levels on Beyoncé at the Super Bowl mode.

In an Instagram Live that had more spice than a taco truck at midnight, DeMoss addressed her haters and critics:
“While y’all talking trash about a ride-share app, just know—if I wanted your man, I’d have him by breakfast. Don’t get it twisted. I might need an XL ride, but your boo still double taps my selfies at 3AM.”

Now that’s what we call plus-sized confidence with deluxe sauce. And honestly? She’s not wrong.

The lawsuit may be over, but the queen is far from quiet. Dank doubled down, sipping iced tea from a glitter-covered chalice, adding:
“You mad about a lawsuit? Baby, I’m mad your man’s in my DMs asking if I like seafood. Tell him I like crab legs and commitment.”

Twitter, of course, exploded. Memes flew faster than Lyft drivers canceling rides. One user wrote:
“Dank really said ‘Catch me in the passenger seat or your boyfriend’s arms.’ I’m screaming.”

Whether you side with Lyft or believe they should’ve pulled up in a U-Haul, one thing’s clear—Dank DeMoss is unbothered, undefeated, and unapologetically thriving.

Lawsuit? Lost.
Clout? Gained.
Your man? Potentially hers.

Next time someone doubts her, she’ll probably roll up in a party bus—with your boyfriend holding her snacks.